Nothing lasts forever, why pretend like it does.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

(via mellybutton)

kaylacoan:

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.

(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via sandcera)